The Bachelor: I was wrong, oh so wrong...

*crooning with the guitar* I was wrong, oh so wrong...throw in a bottle of booze and a few gauchos and I have myself a hit country song.

Seriously, I'm referring to my previous predictions about the season 14 finale of The Bachelor: On The Wings of Love. I thought Ali would get the guy, Tenley and Vienna would be sent packing, and Gia would be the next Bachelorette. Well, holy off the mark, Batman! I only wish that I could pretend to have been smoking something really good but sadly, I was stone cold sober at the time of my unprohetic announcements.

Tenley looked as lost and as confused as ever, Vienna and Jake appeared jubilant at the After the Rose special. I feel this need to call that special "hideous." So there. The hideous special. I'm sure Jason Mesnick's antics have left an indelible scar on the After the Rose. Now, whether I want to always admit it or not, I expect Melnick twists to pop up all over the place.

Speaking of Tenley, I read a rumour somewhere that she was going to be on Dancing With the Stars (DWTS) and I believed it. Wrong. Again. Jake "Vienna's my baby" Pavelka will appear on DWTS.

And Ali, who, I admit I wasn't a fan of during season 14, is the next Bachelorette. Should have suspected her apology to Vienna was a PR stunt. Now I get the motivation. Will I watch the next Bachelorette? Stay tuned.